Must Read for Every Man and of course Woman (to understand man) If a
female is reading this article then just realize the value of a man;
and if its a male then feel proud of after reading it!
'One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a
river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, an Angel
appeared and asked, 'Why are you crying?'
The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he
needed the axe to make his living.
The Angel went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe.
'Is this your axe?' the Angel asked.
The woodcutter replied, 'No.'
The Angel again went down and came up with a silver Axe. 'Is this your
axe?' the Angel asked.
Again, the woodcutter replied, 'No.'
The Angel went down again and came up with an iron Axe. 'Is this your
axe?' the Angel asked.
The woodcutter replied, 'Yes.'
The Angel was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three
axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.
Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the
riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the
Angel again appeared and asked him, 'Why are you crying?'
'Oh , my wife has fallen into the water!'
The Angel went down into the water and came up with ANGELINA JOLIE 'Is
this your wife?' the Angel asked.
'Yes,' cried the woodcutter.
The Angel was furious. 'You lied! That is an untruth!'
The woodcutter replied, 'Oh, forgive me,It is a misunderstanding. You
see, if I had said 'no' to ANGELINA JOLIE , You would have come up
with CAMERON DIAZ . Then if I said 'no' to her, you would have come up
with my wife . Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all
three. Angel, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care
of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to ANGELINA JOLIE .'
The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and
honorable reason, and for the benefit of others.
 | Present | Jun 15, '08 10:04 PM
for everyone |
Yesterday is History
Tomorrow is Mystery
but Today....,
Today is a gift which we have to be grateful to God...,
That's why it's called "present"
yup...,
judulnya bener banget...,
dua konser berbeda dengan perbedaan yang sangat menyebalkan...,
The first...,
Konser Maliq n d'essential di lap alumni ITS...,gratis tapi masuknya pake KTM yang dateng tu mahasiswa semua, educated people..,jadi semuanya aman terkendali...,
banyak wanita-wanita cantik....,
Senggolan :
kesenggol pantat cewek, kekibas rambut-rambut pantene, mata dan hati jadi seger soalnya yang goyang cecewe2 mantabh-mantabh....,
Aroma :
parfume,cologne,minyak nyongnyong
The second....,
Konser letoy, maia, padi, yovie nuno di Taman Surya...,sama-sama gratis soalnya Boyo ulang tahun...,yang dateng mulai dari bocah-bocah sampe embah-embah...,ada yang dateng ma keluarga, pacar, genk, ada juga yang dateng ama setan...,
Senggolan :
kesenggol sikut, botol melayang, yang goyang orang orang mabok...,
tangan copet grepe-grepe ke dalem saku..!!!!!! copet brengsek...,aku ampir kecopet...,riot banget g sempet berantem tapi aku kasih kenang2an cakaran harimau buat copet keparat...,
Aroma :
g ono wangi2ne blasss...,ambu kecut kabeh...,
meskipun promotornya sama, tapi lingkungan tempat diadakanny konser ntu jug mempengaruhi kepuasan pengunjung...,
that's what i learn from my life...,
nonton perform di Cafe tak jabanin..,konser kampus hayuk...,tapi kalo konser macam kemaren lagi aku ogah...,konser pa neraka jahanm dunia tuh..!!!!
Dear Lord...,
Yesterday i've pray to you asking for the second chance...,
i thought that today is my last chance to see her again...,
but you don't give me that chance...,
Lord...,
i'm still hoping that chance...,and i'll never stop praying for that chance...,
am i doing wrong thing....?give me a sign my Mighty Lord...,
i will always love you Gusti Allah....,
i will never doubt your power..,
Shiiii*#%@*%@#tttttttttt......,Dam@#%**@#*%*#*@%#*nnnnn.....,Stupid....,Bloody Mooron....,Kesempatan tak datang dua kali...,itu yang biasa ku omongin kalo ada yang curhat ke aku...,Tapi kenapa aku kok ndak bisa memanfaatkan kesempatan yang datang kemaren...,G ada keberanian....,if she realy mean to me i should go after her, right...???Why i couldn't save my own life...!!!!!!!!!!!!! aaaaaarrrrrrrrrgggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh...............!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!God give me second chance....., Pleassseeeee...............,
Need help please....,
is somebody now where i can found Universal Testing Machine (UTM)...????
i need this machine for my TA....,
| mBromo | May 10, '08 2:09 AM
for everyone |
beh....,
mau nulis report ke mBromo aja susahnya minta ampun...,
padahal tiap hari onlen...,tiap hari di depan Komputer...,
Yah mau gimana lagi...,tanggungan TM2 en TM3 hmpir jatuh deadline...,
Tapi akhirnya sekarang kan bisa nulis...,mari kita cerita kisanak...,
Setelah melalui diskusi yang g penting...,akhirnya rencana ke mBromo yang semula ditunda sabtu akhirnya dihajar juga berangkat hari Kamis...,nyang berangkat ada 19 orang 10 motor..,
berangkat jam 8.30pm...,
kita kujanan di jalan bo...,
menyebalkan...!!!!
udah ujan..,g ada ojek..,becek...,heleh...,opo ae iki cinca laura melu-melu...,
dengan segala perjuangan akhirnya sampe di mBromo sekitar jam 3 pagi...,
Perjuangan gimana..?
perjuangan menunggu tepatnya...,
nungguin timbul+galuh ama mbolon yang ilang...,
konyol puolllll.......,mosok sampe gempol g belok kiri malah bablas nang malang...,
mak timbul turun pangkat jadi kelasi...,navigation ability-nya payah...,
Perjuangan lainnya...,
nungguin eSCe yang motornya g kuat naik...,
nungguin ridwan yg motorny g kuat juga..,padahal motor baru...,
nulungin itok yang ngepot ditikungan...,
Bagaimana dengan aku sendiri...????
ya lancar lah...,supra fit-ku kan udah sehati ama aku...,"seng ade lawaaann...."
g ngira si supra bakal menggila...,sapa dulu jokinya....,
(narcis mode = on)
Pengorbanan...,
yup pengorbanan...,
sekarang emang PuBe lagi ngetren kali ya...,
(PuBe is Pura-pura Bego)
Begini ceritanya...,
Dari Kejauhan kulihat...,
teman-teman berkumpul di depan portal masuk mBromo...,menunggu diriku...,
ada apakah gerangan...?pas aku sampe langsung telunjuk mereka mengarah kepadaku dan nyang jaga portal berkata..."masuk ke dalam dulu mas,bayar karcisnya"...,
weleh-weleh...,
pinter yo arek-arek macak goblok kabeh nek perkoro mbayar...,
sebagai MahaPatih yang mengayomi rakyatnya...,(sombong mode on)
yo terpaksa tak bayari disik sak rombongan....,
Dan akhirnya kami turun ke Lautan Pasir...,
mari dibayari langsung ngacir mudun g matur suwun...,dasar rakyat jelata...!!!!!!!!!
dengan dipimpin babay sebagai penunjuk jalan kita turun ke lautan pasir...,dan...,
Masya Allah....!!!!!!
iki padang mahsyar opo mBromo...???
g ketok opo2 blas...,ketutupan kabut...,
bukan prajurit Majapahit namanya kalo g nekat...,
dengan segala kebodohan kita berkata...,Maju Teruuuuusssss......,
dan akhirnya nyasar ke Penanjakan...,
wekekekekek...,
g cuman Penanjakan tok...,setelah merasa dapet pencerahan dan mBromonya uda keliatan juga masih pake nyasar lagi ke Celah Kaiber...,
siapa penunjuk jalannya...?Babay lah...,
Tapi kalo g pake nyasar kan g ada cerita...,
Total perjalanan kemaren 24 jam PP...,
en g pake tidur...,24 jam aku g turu, nyetir terus g diganti'in...,g nyangka bisa kuat kaya gitu...,uda kaya sopi bis Sumber Bencono aja...,hehehehehe...
anak2 yg lain gmn...?yo turu kabeh na mBromo...,
heran kenapa kok ak g bs tidur kemaren..,
Tapi OKs banget lah...,petualangan yang menyenangkan...,
meski Sunrise-nya kurang "mengigit" tapi bolehlah...,
Next Time ada yang ngajak ke mBromo lagi ya ayo sudah...,
ni daftar barang but ke mBromo cah...,kalo ada yang kurang monggo ditambahi...,
1. Baju
2. Celana
3. Daleman (kutang kancut dsb)
4. Kaos kaki
5. Sepatu
6. Sarung tangan
7. Jaket
8. Jaket lagi
9. Jaket lagi
10. Sarung
11. Kloso
12. Sleeping Bag (optional)
13. Selimut (optional)
14. Tenda (optional)
15. Jas hujan
16. Air minum 1.5 liter
17. Kopi susu sachet
18. Wedang jahe
19. Roti
20. Coklat
21. D U I T
Persyaratan Peserta...,
1. Sehat jasmani dan rohani
2. Niat datang ke Bromo untuk refreshing bkan untuk mencari pesugihan dan sejenisnya
Tata Tertib peserta...,
1. G oleh nggriseni perlengkapan pribadi konco-e
2. Nggriseni panganane konco diperolehkan
3. Nurut apa kata MahaPatih
Ndak nyangka ternyata peminat Bokeppers Rides to mBromo Mountain bnyak juga...,
jadi tambah repot ini ngurusnya...,
the problem is....,
yang ikut ternyata bukan hanya prajurit Bhayangkara...,tetapi para gadis juga ikut...,nina yo melu pisan...,gawat iki..!!!!ngerti dewe to cah nina iku piye...,
ngko nek moro2 qusnul mbengok "mahfuuuuuuddd.....tolongin nina....." lak yo berabe liburanku....,g iso nonton sunrise malah nulungi arek kesurupan....,
duh...,jadi serba salah...,
rapopo wes...,seng nggowo gembolan yo urusane seng nggembol...,pokoke aku kudu liburan...!!!!!
hehe...,MahaPatih kok lepas tanggung jawab...,
biarain lah...,MahaPatih kan juga Manusia...,butuh kesenangan duniawi juga...,
When ai kuliah this morning, there's something funny happen...,
ai kuliah Inspeksi Las at 7am...,but Mr. Wing arrive at 7.15 en the kuliah is telat...,
We are studying Ultrasonic Test en Radiography Test....
In the middle of mai sleepiness Mr. Wing speak with a little high note...,
Mr. Wing ask : Kalian kok mesra sekali...?
(sambil ndunding Ode en Wasis)
Ode responding :......
(tersenyum tanpa berkata apa-apa soalnya belum nyadar kalo dia tersangka-nya)
Mr. Wing says : Kalo yang mesra yang disitu sih wajar...,
(sambil nduding Suplex n Sefia di pojokan depan)
Wasis responding : ....
(tersenyum kecut)
Ode responding :.....
(ketawa dengan wajh tanpa dosa)
Arek-arek : hahahahahahaha.........
(ngakak)
Mr. Wing says : Kalian berdua tu kok mencurigakan, senengannya kok deket2...,
Meragukan (sambil ngakak)
Arek-arek : ikut ngakak kaya orang g pernah ketawa
Wasis en Ode : tersipu malu sambil cengar-cengir
Oh mai God....,
Sebegitu parahnya kah teman2 ku...?Tak pernah merasakan hangatnya belaian wanita sampe-sampe temen sendiri di-mesra-2-in...,
Oalah cah....,meskipun hasrat cinta kalian tak tersalurkan bukan berarti temen sendiri berjenis kelamin sama harus jadi pelampiasan....,
Emang bener-bener dah....,
Kuliah di kapal tu mematikan intuisi kalian sebagai cecowok...,kepekaan kalian terhadap wanita berkurang drastis...,bahkan hilang...,
Another blog...,
Another space...,
Another Firrrrrssssttttt Bloooooooddddddd.....,
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